2nd Journal entry because i'm bored at looking at my first one on my page.

I'm going to try to keep the bad language out of this, but at the time even Billy Connelly would have been shocked by the swearing.

February 22, 2007: It started off as a normal evening, I was talking to my friends on Windows Live Messenger, drawing stuff as I like to do and watching Futurama. My mum knocked on the ceiling from the kitchen, which is directly below my room to inform me that food was ready.

Yay, said food was Lasagne, the king of foods... Although this wasn't homemade, but instead store bought pish that leaves a bad aftertaste in your mouth. "No matter", I thought as I looked in the corner of the kitchen to find my Pepsi. To my shock and horror, there were no cans of Pepsi left! "MUM WHERE THE HECK ARE MY CANS OF PEPSI?" I asked, to no response so I just took a can of my sister's 7*up instead.

So I got back upstairs and to my room, food and stolen drink in hand with Futurama on the TV. My night was sorted! So I watched a bit of the almighty show known as Futurama as I let my food cool down a bit. A few moments later I took my fork and knife, cut off a nice piece of lasagne and in one swift move, managed to get it in my mouth...... "(Censored ranbling), THAT'S HOT, GIVE ME DRINK". So with plate in one hand I leaned over to get the stolen can of 7*up with the other hand.

Now, before I continue I'm going to try to paint a mental image in your head of what my room is like. I have my bed at the very edge of the room on the left wall, and directly at the foot of the bed in the corner is my PC stand, where my monitor rests on top and I put all my drinks and stuff there, with my pc below, to the right of the stand, on the floor.

Now, this is where Karma strikes for having stolen my sister's 7*up.... I open the can and instantly drop it, it lands right next to my PC, so it explodes and starts squirting out everywhere, including INTO MY DAMN PC.

"OH **** ME **** ME **** ME NOOOO **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** ****** ****** LITTLE BASTARD FINLAY BOOGEYMAN LITTLE BOOGEYMAN" I screamed, not doing anything about the squirting can. I realize this and move the can away. I then tried to type something.... Keyboard isn't working.... I move the mouse.... Oh good, mouse is still wo... "BZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"...... "What in the world is that noise" I think to myself... Oh great, now the mouse has stopped working..... Oh great, now the pc is making an awful grinding and buzzing sound.... Oh ****, I better turn this thing off. *Turns PC off*.

So I unplug everything from the PC and get a handful of tissues (No I don't keep them by my bed... Get your head out of the gutter!) and dry up as many wires as I can. Now the "fun" starts... I lift the PC onto my bed and unscrew it, while trying to take the cover off i slice 2 of my fingers open....... (You got me again Karma....) As I take the cover off 7*up literally came pouring out, there must have been half a can's worth in there... Well, Karma, you're playing a good game here, but I'm not licked yet BABY! I continue to dry the insides of my PC, and change my bedding >.<

I left it for about half an hour to dry up some more while i 5 star'd some songs on "hard" difficulty on Guitar Hero 2. After I had 4 star'd Jessica by The Allman Brothers Band I proceeded to plug my PC back in. Now, the first thing I noticed after I turned the mains switch on was that without pressing the "on" button on my PC, it was already on... But trying to stay off, so it just kept resetting and resetting and resetting. "Odd" I thought, as I pressed the on button, to my surprise and enjoyment... IT WORKED! It was still making grinding sounds, but they were very faint. But to my dismay, the keyboard and mouse were not working..... "DAMN DAMN DAMN" I turned off the mains switch and thought to myself "I'll just leave it, my electricals somehow always fix themselves after breaking".

I felt like turning emo, but fought it with all my might and decided to play more Guitar Hero 2. Freebird by Lynard Skynard.... OWNS. Having sliced fingers playing guitar = not so fun but very painful!

60 Minutes later I tried the PC again, still the same reset pish as I turned on the mains. But this time... The mouse worked! I was happy "now to click my name and enter my password and I can resume normal nightly activities...... (more censored rambling) THE KEYBOARD AIN'T WORKING" *Thud* made the sound of the keyboard hitting the floor. I wept a little more inside, but still fought my inner emo!

An idea came to mind, thanks to my mum, a hairdryer! Yes, a hairdryer, it will either fix my PC or fry it. I wanted to take a chance so I got mum's hairdryer to blast the PC's insides, the dust almost killed me there was so much. Well at least it's drying the rest of my pc and cleaning the dust traps, even if it doesn't fix the thing. Turned PC on (still has the reset problem... gahhhhh" and the mouse works! "type in password......." FAIL.... the keyboard is still not working. At that moment I realized that we have a shitty old keyboard from a 1998 PC in the "lovely" computer cupboard under the stairs. So I almost kill myself trying to unplug the keyboard from it's previous PC. "If this doesn't work I'm getting on a plane to wherever WWE is next and I am shooting Bobby Lashley"....

...Unfortunately for wrestling fans, but fortunately for me, the keyboard worked!

Soooooo in the battle of Karma vs Fozzy... the ultimate WINRAR IS FOZZY! The only problem is the resetting thing, but that's ok as I hardly ever turn my PC off anyway, unless there's a problem.

Lovely story wouldn't you say? There must be a moral in there somewhere.... Oh yeah... Fozzy DOESN'T DO 7*UP.

[link] to the picture to remind me of the day

Also check the work of ~Tallonis. She is a great artist and I love her so very much